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Total Medals Earned: 80 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,210 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Robot Chicken Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris Unlocked 5/16/10
10 Points
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Get on with it Unlocked 5/16/10
25 Points
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene Unlocked 4/28/11
25 Points
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk Unlocked 4/28/11
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song Unlocked 4/28/11
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.

Medals Earned: 7/9 (220/250 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/6/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/6/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming 10 Points The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete 10 Points Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

DN8

Learn to fly Unlocked 4/25/11
5 Points
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Work that combo Unlocked 4/25/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Two Headed Freak Unlocked 4/25/11
25 Points
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Blood on your hands 25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Phew, that was close 25 Points Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Job done 50 Points Complete the game
You're the man 100 Points Complete all the challenges
There's one for the good guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super RedRum Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/250 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 4/4/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Gold Unlocked 4/4/10
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Silver Unlocked 4/4/10
10 Points
Your very first silver!
Day area Unlocked 4/4/10
10 Points
Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/25/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/25/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/23/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Extinction Unlocked 6/23/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/23/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 6/23/10
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/290 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

New York Shark

Balloon Unlocked 5/20/12
10 Points
Crushing the balloon
King Kong Unlocked 5/20/12
10 Points
Killing King Kong
Air Racer Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing the Air Racer
Asteroid Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing the Asteroid
Coast Bomber Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Hindenburg Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Osama Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Spiderman Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Killing Spiderman
Tram Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing the tram
Trump Jet Unlocked 5/20/12
25 Points
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Containers Unlocked 5/20/12
50 Points
Crushing 65 Containers
Navy Unlocked 5/20/12
50 Points
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Baseballs 25 Points Catching 10 Baseballs
Coast Guard 25 Points Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Cows 50 Points Killing 28 Cows
Liberty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hat Bonus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/17 (320/480 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Bloodshot Unlocked 5/24/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles 25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)